Week 3 Sunday Game report: 

• The Seattle Seahawks make the entire Northwest delirious with joy.
• The Jets play fantastically. For the wrong team. 

This afternoon, the Seattle Seahawks sent a team named after old-timey prospectors back to the Bay Area in ignominious defeat. 

Rejoice, o Bellingham! Be glad, o Boise! Clap your hands, o Billings! The Seattle Seahawks have not only brought laurels to your forehead for one shining afternoon, but they have come back. Your Hawks, o Puget Sound, o Everett, o Joint Base Lewis-McChord and Federal Way, showed the universe that not only can they Run, but they can block,and they can score. 

Mr. Michaels, Mr. Wilson, Mr. Kearse, Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Bennet, Mr. Graham and the whole host of Blue Hawks showed the power of moral superiority conjoined with tactical prowess. Mr. Wilson was injured. May he recover quickly.  

Pacific Northwest, you are victorious. 

The New York Jets played a very different game against a team with a racist name. They seemed to be plagued with a strange disease that caused our green men on the East Coast to turn over the ball again and again and again. Had things been different, they would have won the game. Things were not different, though, and the Atlantic is suffering tonight. But, o Metlife Stadium, be of good cheer. It is only week 3. 

Week 3 Recap: 

Seattle Seahawks 37, 18 San Francisco 49ers. New York Jets 3, 24 Kansas City Chiefs. 

Seahawks 2-1 (Tied for 1st in NFC West) 

Jets 1-2 (2nd in AFC East) 

Week 4 Schedule: 

Seattle Seahawks at New York Jets, 

October 2,1000 PDT.  

This will be a week of intense cognitive dissonance for us green 12's. We at this website do not know how to cover the upcoming game. (Literally, since the heathens in the NFL have scheduled it the way they have.)